Observations?

I think I'm doing this right...

I was in vegas, I noticed that the more depressing of the casinos were the ones further north, as they were full of mostly locals, older people, and those that just looked incredibly unfortunate.

From the top of the Palms, most of the hotels look that same, just a bunch of lights and flashing.

The cards that they give out on the strip, for hookers? Yeah... That's gotta be the most depressing job I have ever seen, we tried to ask one of them a question about something else, and he didn't speak English, couldn't give us directions :(.

People that are playing slots are generally enthralled with the flashing lights and spinning numbers, I don't get it.

All the casinos are essentially the exact same, they just have different flashing lights and some different decor. But when you get down to it, all the tables and most of the stakes are similar, until you go to the high stakes rooms.

The clubs are full of attractive people -- why? Because I'm pretty sure people with money are more likely to be attractive as they have money to waste on things.

While booze in clubs in vegas is more expensive, it's generally worth it, the bartenders really know how to poor. Unlike Chicago, where you really do get one shot per drink.

Vegas is a prettier place during the day. Screw those flashy lights.

Stingrays are definitely different feeling than I expected, I totally thought they were going to be rough, but they were definitely slimy. Weird.

Why, in the springtime, did Vegas have to be just about warm enough to go to the pool for a little bit, but no longer?

Why did everyone go to Panama City Beach for spring break!? Isn't spring break a time to get away from all the people you know, not to go party with them in a different setting?

Flying while drunk at 7 in the morning is NOT fun.

Flying while drunk at 7 in the evening, however, is.

Hookers are more prominent in Vegas than I had actually thought, I know you see all those flyers, but I never expected to be accosted by one.

I'd rather drink than sleep while on vacation.

My friends would rather gamble on stupid things then hang out while on vacation.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chicago is a scary place when you have no idea where you are and need to take a train and taxi to get back to the place you are staying --- at 4 in the morning.

Women AND men are fickle.