Thursday, February 19, 2009

What the people were thinking when they took these pictures.

Will: "What I do when I wake up, where I go, and the crazy things I see with my family, if I were a baby."

Terri: "My trip to a local eatery, Buffalo Wild Wings, and how they actually let me take pictures without forcing me to stop, oh, and all the booze that I really wanted to drink, but I didn't because I had to continue to take pictures and at least be somewhat sober to know what I was doing, also, I probably work here."

Sean: "No pictures up."

Sara: "Missed Class. Whoops."

Sam: "My day in the lovely city that is champaign. Also, I enjoy bikes. A lot. Especially my bike. But I don't like doing things that involve riding bikes and taking pictures at the same time. I do, however play lacrosse when it's cold out and spend a lot of time in empty buildings. This is my journey of things I like."

Ryan: "I'm a narcissistic dick."

Roberto: "Ooh, the quad on a cold, rainy day. And then my apartment at night and me removing my shoes and getting ready to relax. My stairs are crooked for some reason, and I totally just want to use my laptop and go to bed, but I have to do other things, like get ready for said sleep. eventually, by 11:30, I can sleep. What a long, arduous day."

Rahul: “My friend totally woke up, brushed his teeth, and ran to class cause he was late. He likes to sleep and read the newspaper, but he doesn’t like to pay attention,. For some reason he sleeps a lot and likes to use his cellular telephone. I swear, he sleeps so much that he needs coffee but it doesn’t really help him, because now he has a mess to deal with and is broke. What a shame, maybe he should just kick some ass and do his normal routine, or sleep some more, I think that’s what should happen.”

Octavio: “Problems with pictures! But… I fixed them. Look at me, the thinker, when I start to eat apples, my pictures get all funky. Then I stop eating, and decide I want some Doritos and for some reason I just can’t stop eating things. Now I want some peanut butter, but… That’s just want I want. I don’t know if I’ll actually eat them.”

Mark: “Damn, whats with all this snow? I have to walk through it? Look what I’ve done to the precious snow! IVE MADE TRACKS! And now I’m just going to take pictures of them. I bet they melt soon. But wait, someones made tire tracks? WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THAT? Gosh, might as well go drinking to get rid of this depression. And then make some snow angels.”

Liz: “Hrm… It’s a dude, staring at a girl. And then we see their necks, and they look at us. Look at the eyes! AND HOW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! Oh man, We keep noticing different features of people, and then full bodies, but mostly just different features. I can’t really understand why I’m so attracted to looking at different people in these ways, but I think it’s super neat.”

Grace: “I wake up at a fake time, in the morning. Then I do some healthy stuff and work out. I like myself some water. And some powerade, but I really like to work out. And be healthy. So I’m showing you all the healthy stuff I do and the aftermath of said healthystuff. You should be more like me and kick some ass, like seabass.”

Erin: “I’m totally a homeless dude. And then there are dangerous things that go on. I’m showing you all the bad things that hapopen and the aftermaths of them, in the world, nothing is good. Even you’ll get towed. Don’t do anything, you’ll get scolded, it’s bad stuff. Look at that, we’ve got guns in computer labs and people just getting messed up and perishing. WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA AND THE REST OF THE WORLD?

David: “Look! Babies and stuff during the day, it’s really crapy driving conditions but I think I should drive and take cool pictures anyway. And now there are fires, for some reason and floods. I don’t know whats really going on with the world, these days, but I sure as hell can that everything is a disaster!”

Bill: "Girl wandering around a park, seeing the way that nature has lead things to be, but, it starts out with man made objects and eventually transfers to nature. And then goes back to man-made stuff. Eventually cries and wanders down a long, dusky road to an old train. Basically just a girl wandering around, and it's pretty cool. Mostly straightened paths, and getting home, it's time to put on a coat."

Dan K.: "The earth, is far away, but drawings, now those are close to home. And in between them we have city shots. CITY SHOTS! The cartoon drawings are probably commenting on the picture above or below them, but I can't really tell yet... working on it. Nope, because the baby is sleeping and then there is a sandwich and there are now no longer city pictures. Maybe it's an abstract story about love, the universe, and everything. CUPID! TWICE!"

Dan B.: "Red red red everywhere, red red red, lots of crazy stuff is going on that I don't understand, it seems like it's possibly the lighting set for a stage or something like that? Musical? I'm not entirely... yep, definitely a stage with musical instruments. Interesting lighting and stuff to begin, I just have no idea about most of these things."

Cynthia: "It's a birthday and family celebration, going through the past to celebrate your 20th birthday and the things that you got to do on it. How cute. Looks like you traveled somewhere and had lots of meals with family. Some family does not look at all terribly happy, but that dog looks like he wants someone to pet him. Looks like a game of some type and then you went to hooters and there were puppiies and then it was the end."

Adam: "Dooooo dooo! Monkey workout day! Playing video games, doing pullups, doing pushups doin' crazy stuff and now totally making some delicious delicious pizza. Now gonna watch some cartoons, and to top it off, I'ma get sloshed and then jump off a building. But wait! my buddy the bear has saved me and now we are eating a lot of food and having hot chocolate and being loved. And eating ice cream and kit kats."

Sean: "It's drinking time! Lets do some drinking. Le's do a lot of drinking, actually, with friends. And play beer pong. And have an apartment at the same place as me. JOES STAMP! But for some reason I went to 88 instead. And got pictures with some girls that I know and don't like at all. BLACK OUT"

Sara: "Time to go ahead and read this magazine. And then this other one. Next to a computer, but I don't really want to read the magazine, just want to look at the ridiculous advertisements inside of it. Why don't we look at all these magazines ads?"

Masha: "In the union, courtyard cafe, people are studying, gonna go take pictures of this dude and his studies, and see what he's like. He's kinda cool.

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